Something about the way cheif keef says “bang bang” gets me so wet

  • Women: I'm pregnant what should I do?
  • Pro life: keep the baby!
  • Women: okay! Can I have prenatal vitamins?
  • Pro life: what?
  • Women: can I have financial help for doctor appointments?
  • Pro life: ummm.....
  • Women: can I at least get paid maternity leave?
  • Pro life: ummm... Excuse me?
  • Women: the baby is here can I get financial help?
  • Pro life: I'm sorry do we know you?
Call me 2 shades

Call me 2 shades

unbears:


he will never stop hurting her, but she will never stop loving him.

unbears:

he will never stop hurting her, but she will never stop loving him.

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My boyfriend listens to purity ring so I win in every way possible

Those pimples you get under your nostrils……those are satans pimples

When I date someone at this point in my life. I’m not dating them just to say I’m dating someone. I’m dating them with the intent to build, progress and have a romantic partnership. If somewhere along the lines it doesn’t work out, fine. But they’ll never be able to say I didn’t try to grow with them.

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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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